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Scientists agree, it 'probably is' Maybelline.

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John Roughty

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After 2 years of extensive research, a team of Psychologists have concluded that it really may be Maybelline after all. Dr Ian Flinch, lecturer in the growing field of Dermatological Psychology at the University of West Lowestoft, also confirmed today that you aren't actually worth it

Posted 2 years ago #
wolfie

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The hypothesis first arose when Dr Flinch had attempted to seal the mouth of his over-talkative assistant, Ron, with Ronseal. "How can it exactly what it says in the tin, when the biggest letters are a plain lie!"

Posted 2 years ago #
be reasonable

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Masturbation - because you're worth it.

Posted 2 years ago #
therustler

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Maybe she's born with it...maybe it's a complex balance of genetic and environmental factors.

Posted 2 years ago #
Nick McCarr

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I once worked for the ad agency for Maybelline.
They sacked us after our "Perhaps it's Maybelline" catchphrase failed to excite them.

Posted 2 years ago #
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Very nice.

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