Organisers have bowed to pressure and have announced that from now there will be stringent drug tests during strong man competitions.
Competitors will be tested and if for example their testosterone is below a certain level, action will be taken.
Said a spokesman “Quite simply pulling trucks and dead lifting cars are dangerous and demanding activities and quite frankly you need to be juiced up. On the rare occasions an athlete has let himself and the fans down we will forcibly administer steroids and human growth hormones.
Vocal drugs campaigners agreed.” Lifting up rocks and putting them on barrels and then lifting up even larger rocks and putting them on even larger barrels and pulling trucks by hand are not things that anyone not driven to a berserker fury by having a grossly enlarged liver and testicles shrunk to the size of walnuts should attempt”