Netto is to offer other supermarket named bags to save the embarrassment of shopping there as more and more people start to feel the affects of the government's cuts. People usually bring their own named bags but this will no longer be necessary as the bags will be available at the till underneath the' feel free to steal' razor blades display.
There will be a wide range of names available such as M&S, Waitrose, Tesco, Asda, Sainsburys or even Harrods and Fortnum & Mason. When times are tough, 'every Lidl helps'.
Also available will be bags just declaring your status to give people an idea that it's only a temporary situation and you won't always have to shop with the pyjama-wearing scum.
'Child Benefitless', '50% Tax Payer', 'Not Netto, Somewhere Else', '3 kids, Same Dad', 'Not Lashed To The Mast'
*Not sure if it's been done or if it's got legs and it needs a punchline.