Stephan Byers has been arrested on suspicion of fraud after trying to sell The Houses of Parliament to an unsuspecting Nigerian Prince who arrived complete with entourage yesterday and attempted to move in.
Amidst frayed tempers and scuffles High Prince Akin Abayoo provided "proof" of the sale of Westminster to him in the form of a Wester Union Money Transfer receipt for ten million pounds which he had sent to Mr Byers following email communication.
"It is mine, I tell you" he declared today to Judge Cecil Thompson at London Bridge Crown Court, "I got a clear offer from My Byers two weeks ago saying that it was his mother’s home and she had passed away so was now looking to sell the property. I transferred the money only last week. He even offered to pick me up from Heathrow in his cab."