After his Atheist-anti-selection promise results in selective Catholic education for his kids, and his "no-tuition-fee-rise" guarantee brings about tuition-fee rises, scientists now have conclusive proof of a reliable fortune telling technique - it'll happen if Clegg promises it won't.
This has resulted in a spate of panic attacks in his constituency, since now his casual comments to locals such as "You'll outlive us all, Mrs Enderby" and "Your children are safe under my government" take on a decidedly sinister tone...
more to be done here...??
