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Not my idea, but I thought this would amuse certain Biscuiteers:
His and hers thatcherite and corbynite rings
Blairite - existence unverified - atomic mineral purported to be found in large quantity in Iraq.
Amber Ruddite. Very resistant to progress. Not technically a mineral, originally a sap, but hardened in the home office and fossilized by firing under great pressure..
Trumpite and Borisite
Similar composition but found in different parts of the world.
A tendency to merge with other minerals given the chance.
Trumpite is often proposed for building walls but is rarely actually used.
Borisite can degrade long standing pillars which can then cause problems as the roof falls in.
Titusine: Like coprolite. Old and full of shit.
Raabidium - Very soft and slippery white metal in the mettleless-metal group. Similar to Barclaydium. Highly reactive, but never pro-active. Reacts violently if made to cross water. Can melt at ambient temperatures, and combust in air. Readily bonds with gases such as Methane and Borisane. Mostly found between Dover and Calais, although some 'chemists' haven't quite understood the full extent.
Jacobite - 18th Century relic, repellent to Parliamentary democracy. Completely transparant despite the thickness of the mineral. Generally hard, but goes all soft in the presence of Nannyite. Waxy luster and pale in colour but with a startlingly mean streak. Won't break along the party line if tapped on the far right. In the presence of Borisite, will spontaneously attack the Rule of Law and other elements of the Constitution. Intolerant to social reform, reactionary qualities allow its use in Catholitic converters to produce toxic pollutants from progressive policies, however anodyne.
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