A disabled man who has spent the past 15 years struggling gamely to get by on incapacity benefit has welcomed the news from David Cameron that ‘we are all in this together’ by shoving fellow Tory millionaire toffs George Osborne and William Hague right up his arse.
The man had hoped Mr. Cameron would like to find out for himself what it was like to be someone whose life is already shite, without well heeled Tory politicians making it even worse, by inserting the two chancers as far up his rectum as they would go.
But the man had not reckoned on just how far up Cameron’s arse the two had already crawled and was disappointed to find he (Cameron) was barely inconvenienced by the insertion of two fully grown ‘men’ up his shitter, let alone disabled.
Undaunted, the disabled man drove his mobility scooter head-on into Cameron’s Bentley, completely severing the PM’s right arm and cutting off his left leg just below the knee in a graphic reconstruction of the accident that had put the former postman in a wheelchair.
Emergency services, fire crews, paramedics were alerted but following Tory cuts were either home watching day-time TV or they were down the jobcentre signing on and so missed the call.
Everybody agreed that if there were to be more Tory cuts in the future, the country would be a far better place if they could be something along similar lines to the leg and arm injuries Cameron received...and to the throat one he deserves.
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‘We’re all in this together’ agrees disabled man
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