After 14 years of Britain being ruled by the Labour party, until recent elections voted in, David Cameron's, Conservative Party, it would appear that the Labour Party, have awarded themselves something of a 'booby' prize, in the form of woman known to millions now, as Kelly Breast-Marshall....
Kelly Breast-Marshall, has 5 children to 4 different father's, and claims a variety of welfare state benefits, which have apparently, afforded her a boob job, costing British Tax Payers, £4,500.
It is a well known fact, that former UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown, has been likened to a Cow, from the revolting way he sits chewing hay in public, and 'milking' the British electorate for all they are worth, but to finance a dole queue dossers boob job, so that she can provide him with more breast milk, is something many think, is a question of him 'pulling the 'udder' one', a tad too far.
Kelly Breast-Marshall, has been filmed entertaining Gordon Brown, in her luxury home, paid for by the state, and wearing her Armani Jeans, hundreds of which are kept wardrobe, which houses just her jean's alone.
Kelly Breast-Marshall, claims that Gordon Brown and Tony Blair Witch, on a joint visit to her home, tried to teach her how to shoplift, in places like Oxfam, but she turned her nose up at such activities, as she felt that there was no need to steal, as long as she could get the money from the state to buy her the luxury lifestyle that she enjoys.
No mention of ever working for a living, like the respectable members, of the UK electorate.
Kelly Breast-Marshall, also claims that Gordon Brown, told her that he and his wife got their clothes from Oxfam, as did the late Michael Foot MP, Kenneth Clarke MP, Anne Widdecombe MP, Theresa Bryant-May MP, and former Prime Minister James Callaghan, but since she wasn't keen to follow their iconic fashion sense, then he would have no qualms over financing her, the preferred luxuries, out of the state coffers.
On one visit to Kelly Breast-Marshall's home, Gordon Brown was noted to have enjoyed, a cup of Harrods finest filter coffee, with luxury lumps of Harrods finest Demerara Brown Sugar, and Harrods finest Jersey Cow's Milk, with some Harrods Champagne truffles and Harrods finest Shortbread biscuits, laced with Harrods finest Scotch Malt Whisky, something he told Kelly Breast-Marshall, that he never got at home, along with other pleasures he enjoyed her home, he claimed that he was unable to afford such luxuries on his pay.
Audacious Kelly Breast-Marshall, even asked Gordon Brown, if he would consider giving her a pay rise, as she was finding it hard to afford more than 2 holidays per year, out of the £29,000, that she was getting in Welfare benefits every year.
Gordon Brown apparently told her, that 'He would see what he could do, after all she was one of many, he considered, were well deserving of state benefits, as she was 'cared about', by the welfare state'.
Hard working professional protestors Peter Caravan-Ambler and Dorothy Atkins-Sky, were outraged after reading a magazine article about this fiasco, and staged a protest outside Kelly Breast-Marshall's home, in Toxteth in Liverpool, they pelted Gordon Brown and Tony Blair Witch with eggs, as they both left the home of Kelly Breast-Marshall , following a visit there, this afternoon, with the apparent purpose of discussing how best they could milk the state for some more money, to keep Kelly Breast-Marshall, in Armani Jeans, on the welfare state.
Gordon Brown and Tony Blair Witch, in a statement to the media, outside Kelly breast-Marshall's home, said that they believed that even dole queue dossers and the work shy, should look their best, just in case they managed to encourage the new government, to create jobs for them, where they had failed to.
Gordon Brown and Tony Blair Witch, as always, left the press conference with egg on their faces, nothing new there.
Hopefully they will fail in trying to get David Cameron's government, to give Kelly Breast-Marshall, anymore money out of the state coffers.
Meanwhile the state benefits currently doled out to Gordon brown and Tony Blair Witch, have been suspended, pending investigation for fraud, since they admitted that that they steal their clothing, from Oxfam, as opposed to paying for it out of their state retirement benefits as they are supposed to.
Police arrested Gordon Brown and Tony Blair Witch, as they tried to get into their limousines, outside Kelly Breast-Marshall's home, they were later charged with petty theft from Oxfam, and trying to aid and abet a dole queue dosser to steal from Oxfam, not to mention working and claiming state benefits, and in the light of what they told Kelly Breast-Marshall, about their being there in an official state capacity.
Later in Liverpool Crown Court Gordon Brown and Tony Blair Witch appeared before Judge Edgar Doss-Sponger who told them that they should be setting a better example to dole queue dossers everywhere and not encouraging them to steal or sponge even more than they already do.
Judge Edgar Doss-Sponger sentenced Gordon Brown and Tony Blair Witch to 10 years in Liverpool's Walton Jail, they have also been fined 10 million pounds each for their uncharitable behaviour in stealing from Oxfam.
Gordon Brown and Tony Blair Witch have had their state pensions withdrawn until their fines are paid off, after which their state pensions will be given to other dole queue dossers to prevent them from stealing Armani Jean's from Oxfam.
More news later, watch this space..... minus dole queue dossers in Armani Jeans.