Giving dogs a bad name. Grrrr....
Public sex please, we're British
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It's a hoax Rik. The clues are "Puttenham", "Hogback Cafe" and the proposals to sort it all out with men on horses or angry bulls.
Brits don't even do "it" in private, never mind with a crowd watching.
Put's Rosco Gordon's RnB classic, No More Doggin', in a whole new light.
I love the line about the area being littered with "teacups". As a British male I can't recall having coitus without a cup and saucer in hand, and perhaps a biscuit perched on the side if I think it will be a long one.
If it's 'quasi legal' does that mean that I'm the only person allowed to do it? It's going to get cold and lonely out in those woods.
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