The success of the Police Enquiry service, which leads the world in Police Death Blame Absolvement Solutions, has led for calls for it to be franchised and sold to corporate clients.
"Say what you like about our police, they are the best in the world at handling tricky enquiries. Not a single policeman in Britain has ever emerged from a death enquiry with so much as a stain against his character," said David Nobbs, the marketing manager for Blamestormers, the new police enquiry management consulting team.
"If we can get a copper off when there's video evidence of him smashing a man in the back with a big stick, there's no limit to what we can do," said Nobbs. "If we'd handled the Nat West Three inquiry, those bankers would never be in prison now. The least they could have expected was a seat in the house of lords or celebrity status on the reality game show circuit."