Faceless bureaucrats will be behind this years’ Children in Need charity single, which is due to be released next week.
The single reflects the new charitable priorities for the Children in Need organisation, which has been encouraged by the Government to help meet child benefit targets.
It will be sung by Pudsey Bear and the little cartoon man who advises you to send in your tax return. The song, ‘Love Will Cost You So Much More’ has been written by George Osbourne and former Womble Mike Batt, and is expected to go to the top of the charts.
Simon Cowell is said to be seething about the single which could eat into his otherwise total dominance of popular music all over the world. Sources say he is planning to ensure Pudsey is sent back to Zimbabwe soon.