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Ticker Machine Stuck Again

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Ticker Machine Repair Man

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Yes, I know, the ticker machine has been stuck for a full three days, but there's no way I'm going to repair it until my December invoice has been settled.

Posted 1 month ago #
sydalg

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July is a slow month for subs. You need to wait till the ticker harvest begins in September.

Posted 1 month ago #
Newsdesk

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So, Syd, does this explain why only one of your seven tickers has been published this past fortnight?

What’s slow is not the contributions, or the news, or the wit, it’s the editors.

Posted 1 month ago #
Greengrocery Aisle

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A "till" is where you surrender your benefits money to a provisions distribution enforcement officer.

Posted 1 month ago #

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