Many people were in Shock today, after being brought up to believe that Bob was their Uncle. DNa testing on Bob showed that he was not even their Cousin!
Bob was not available to comment.
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Millions dissapointed, after recent DNA test reveal that Bob is not their Uncle
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offlineMemberMy mother usually announces her immanent departure for the ladies powder room with "just going to see my auntie". As a child, this was most disturbing, for whenever I checked, the 'auntie' had disappeared, leaving only a tell-tale odour and a feint feeling of unease. Perhaps she's related to the equally invisible Uncle Bob? I wonder if he smells of shit too?
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offlineMemberI have only just discovered that Bob had died, I did'nt mean to cause further suffering & distress by making the announcement about his DNA tests!!
No wonder he was unavailable for comment, having been cremated.
I doubt if he still smells of shit though, more like toastPosted 2 years ago #
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