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Love can move mountains - subject to a stringent H&S assessment

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MrChigleysAunt

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therustler

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Love also qualified to build a bridge, says structural engineer.

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Materials scientist warns of love's low tensile strength. If correct precautions are not taken it can tear us apart.

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therustler

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Love on the rocks, announces maritime consultant.

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Sinnick

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Love hurts, but I can fix it - says anaesthetist

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therustler

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Damn it - was just about to post:

Love hurts, says heart surgeon.

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therustler

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Love is in the air, warns hay fever sufferer.

Right, I'm stopping now.

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Love hurts, but I can fix it - says vaseline supplier

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dicky37

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Love will tear us apart reveals theoretical physicist at CERN

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IABP

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Love in an elevator will have its up and downs says musician

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Iscariot

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Love will keep us together states glue manufacturer

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IABP

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Love, look at the two of us, sings man with split personality

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therustler

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Love is the sweetest thing, warns top diabetes consultant.

Damn, I promised myself I wouldn't

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Des Custard

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Love forty again, says Andy Murray.

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IABP

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Love Cats says Mary Bale

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therustler

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I want to know what 'love' is, asked confused Foreigner

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IABP

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Love Light Shining says prostitute open for business

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therustler

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@IABP - nice.

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therustler

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How deep is your love? asks gynaecologist

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therustler

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Caravan of love clogging up roads in south west, claims Clarkson

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Iscariot

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Love me tender demands Thomas

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therustler

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'A groovy kind of love' advocated by sculptor

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MrChigleysAunt

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Whoops, I nearly duplicated there. Well done Iscariot for what would have been the funniest response to this - if I'd written it.

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The All New Jeni B

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Love Potion No 9 not fit for purpose claims Toxicologist.

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Sinnick

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Love potions no 1-8 didn't work then, Jeni - Christ you must have been patient.

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Sinnick

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Love letters in the sand - on Blackpool beach

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IABP

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Love of my Life says Cowell looking in the mirror

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Love me do, stalker insists

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Oxbridge

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She loves you, adds slightly creepy mate who probably fancies her himself

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You give love a bad name, repetitive tellers of in-gags are warned

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