Prince Phillip dropped another clanger today when he asked a lady called Annabel Goldie MSP if she would show him her Tartan knickers and bra, Annabel Goldie flattered at this remark whispered in his ear "would you like some Tart and pussy as well?" She was of course referring to her pet cat called Pussy, given that it is widely known that Prince Phillip is partial to stroking cats.
The Queen and the Pope overheard the conversation and whilst the Queen was not amused the Pope grinned like a Cheshire cat and said "Fur comment"!
Prince Phillip later bought the Tartan tie which the Scottish Labour Leader Iain Gray was wearing and took Annabel Golding to the dungeon in Edinburgh castle for a spot of BDSM, apparently Prince Phillip has a personality kink.
Sounds of delight emanated from the said dungeon until the Queen in a state of disgust and flux barged in complete with feather hat, feathers well ruffled and bashed Prince Phillip until he was even more senile than ever.
Prince Phillip told Annabel Golding that it was due to the Queen's sadistic outrages that he had become interested in BDSM, he went on to add that many times over, the Queen had ordered him to be restrained in her dungeon for his mischief. later he thanked Annabel Golding for accompanying him to the castle dungeon and told her that it was a refreshing change to be on the giving end of dungeon activities.
Annabel Golding thought the event a real hoot, when she was treated to a live Punch and Judy show featuring the Queen and Prince Phillip who finished up chained to the dungeon walls with a silly grin on his face as the Queen proceeded to whip him with her 'cat of nine tails', a guard remarked that the Queen was merely flogging a dead horse as he was well past his sell by date. Prince Phillip ignored the abusive remark, as he knows better!
It is rumoured that Prince Phillip has plans in these difficult economic times, to reduce the Royal families burden on the state by renting out dungeons in the tower, by hour, for dominatrix's to entertain their rich clients, such as Max MosleyMax Mosley.
The state benefits enjoyed by the Royal family have subsequently been withdrawn forthwith in lieu of their new income.
More news later watch this space.