Today Prince Charles the Queen's joke shop eared buffoon of a son, was again, up to more of his juvenile delinquent tricks.... this time he was caught stealing tree's from the gardens of residents, local to his Highgrove Estate, near Tetbury, UK.
He was caught red handed dragging a chestnut tree out of the garden of Mr Alfred Sticklebank in Sherwood Road, by angry police who were called to the scene by several angry residents, all of whom had tree's stolen from their garden by Prince Charles, the said trees were all loaded onto a pickup truck which had also been stolen by Prince Charles earlier.
Residents told our reporters that when Prince Charles was caught, police overheard him shouting "Me Tarzan, You Jane" apparently he was shouting this at what he claimed were female tree's. When asked how he knew which of the tree's were female and which were not, Prince Charles answered "I hope you are not insinuating that I am gay like my brother Edward"?
Earlier, residents had seen Prince Charles talking to the tree's he subsequently stole from residents gardens, and he was reported to have hugged 3 of them as if they were people, some believe he was mistaking them for humans, as he appeared to embrace them as if they were real people. Prince Charles was dragged handcuffed into a police van, and taken away amidst jeering and angry residents.
Later in Tetbury Magistrates Courts Prince Charles was sentenced to serve 30 years in Brampton Psychiatric Hospital as it was clear that Prince Charles was mentally ill, with an advanced form of dementia and delusions, after he told the court that he had fallen deeply in love with the tree's he had stolen and felt that they needed a serious talking to about how he felt about them, which was difficult to do when they were in other people's gardens, so he felt the need to remove them and taken them to his home at Highgrove House, where they would he felt be less lonely and unloved, since he was able to give them a better and more valued lifestyle in the grounds of his mansion.
Prince Charles was lead down the cells of the court with glazed eyes looking as if he was in a trance. He was also fined £3,000,000 for damages to the local residents gardens, and the owner of the stolen pickup truck, and a further £2,000 for setting a bad example to tree thieves everywhere.
His dole money has been suspended indefinitely to pay off the fines imposed upon him. The public outside the courts cheered as they heard that Prince Charles will be detained at his mother's pleasure and therefore unable to steal anymore tree's from their gardens.
And now for the weather news....
Tonight there will be fog and chilly temperatures over the cell in Brampton Psychiatric Hospital in which Prince Charles is being detained, but the rest of the country will have a mild warm night.
Tomorrow it will snow and blizzards over the cell in Brampton Psychiatric Hospital in which Prince Charles is being detained, but the rest of the country will have fabulously warm sunshine and the highest of summer temperatures! More news later, watch this space.