Ed Miliband the new leader of the Labour Party, has been rushed to hospital, in a serious condition, he is suffering from Swollen Ego Syndrome, the condition is thought to be life threatening for the Labour Party, if he were to remain in it, as it is contagious and spreads rapidly.
His brother David raised the alarm, after Ed upon winning the recent contest for leadership of the Labour party, was unable to squeeze through a door in the Labour Party offices, on account of mass swelling of his head.
The fire brigade were called to try and free Ed's head, but it was so swollen that they had to cut him out, by cutting a hole in either side of the door architrave, he was given some on site medical treatment, but paramedics watched as his condition worsened, amidst his shouting delirious comments, such as:
"I am the best man for the job",
"I knew I would win I was meant to"
and "I love me, who do you love".
David accompanied Ed to the hospital , where they were joined by their mother ,who was so distressed that she was drinking gallons of Polish Vodka in the waiting room, to steady her nerves.
Ed Miliband is on an ego support machine, pending the finding of a suitable donor, for a replacement ego, an appeal has gone out for people with a self esteem issue to come forward as a matter of urgency.
Police are interviewing vagrants and tramps on the London streets, offering a bribe of £1,000, if any will oblige by donating their ego's, so far with no offers.
Former Prime Minister Gordon Brown, tried to use the appeal to his advantage, by offering his ego, but was turned down as doctors thought that it would be fatal to British politics, if they took up his offer.
Gordon Brown begged the Miliband brothers to accept, as he needed the £1,000 up for grabs, but they wouldn't budge as they didn't want Ed to go around calling the elderly female electorate, bigots.
Another former UK Prime Minister, Tony Blair, also in a bid to make himself look good, in the media spotlight, offered his ego but after some extensive tests, doctors found him to be suffering from the same condition, but he was refused treatment, as he is considered beyond all hope of redemption.
Doctors fear that if a suitable donor is not found soon, they will have to rely on London Zoo, to ask if any Gorilla's will oblige.
London Zoo are on yellow alert, with vets on standby, pending the outcome of a search for a human donor.
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