Former US president, Bill Clinton, has been in Londonderry, in Ireland today, showing his support for the peace Pipe talks.
Bill Clinton stole the media spotlight when he was filmed sitting in a circle in a hippy commune sharing a hooker pipe full of Cannabis, with 20 Irish Leprechauns, but of course he didn't inhale.
The historic event by design was to promote world peace.... and get doped out of their brains so that they could enter a more laid back, spaced out frame of mind, illustrating that any dope in politics interested in world peace can easily follow suit.
Bill Clinton with pupils well dilated and appearing somewhat glazed around the eyes, chanted:
"Peace Man, Tofu and Brown Rice (Condolezza Rice of course)"!
Irish Leprechaun's kept topping up the shared hooker pipe and this made for a much more spaced out event.
Bill Clinton soon got a somewhat of a rude awakening though when police arrived to arrest him and the other 20 Irish Leprechauns, who along with Bill Clinton were by this time, well away with the fairies.
After spending 6 hours locked in a police cell until the group of 21 headed by Bill Clinton had recovered their presence of mind, each of them appeared in Londonderry crown court charged with possession and distribution of Cannabis, not to mention drug abuse.
Bill Clinton dressed in orange and green hippy pants, a purple and yellow tie dye T shirt, Jesus sandals and a red headband and beads, told Judge Seamus O'Gangee that he just wanted to promote love and not war.
Judge Seamus O'Gangee told Bill Clinton that the use of Cannabis in the United Kingdom was illegal and that he should have known better.
Bill Clinton, still somewhat spaced out had the audacity, to ask if he might like to try some, to help promote peace.
Judge Seamus O'Gangee outraged by Bill Clinton's audacious offer gave Bill Clinton a piece of his mind.
An Irish Leprechaun by the name of Paddy O'Wacky, told the court that if anyone should be punished it was him as he suggested the use of Cannabis for the Peace Talks.
Judge Seamus O'Gangee told Paddy O'Whacky that he was committing perjury trying to take the blame for what had to be Bill Clinton's doing as the Cannabis stash had been found in Bill Clinton's luggage back at his hotel.
Judge Seamus O'Gangee demanded to know why he had seen fit to smuggle Cannabis into the UK.
Bill Clinton replied "Well it's easier than trying to smuggle a woman in through customs and it had the same effect"!
Outraged by the reply from Bill Clinton, Judge Seamus O'Whacky had no choice but to sentence Bill Clinton to 5 years in Londonderry Jail, where he will be made to promote peace in there by behaving himself.
Judge Seamus O'Gangee fined Bill Clinton 50,000 Euros for smuggling Cannabis into Ireland and inciting Leprechauns to engage in drug abuse.
The 20 Irish Leprechauns who were arrested for using Cannabis with Bill Clinton were each given a suspended sentence of 2 years for not having the sense to know better.
Bill Clinton is now serving his sentence on the Tofu wing of Londonderry Prison.
The peace talks have been reconvened in a Cannabis free zone and the delegates although being the usual dopes in power are at least not as dopey as they might be under the influence of Cannabis.
More news later, watch this space.