Mark Yuckerberg the creator of the popular social net working web site, Facebook, has been exposed as a secret Voyeur.
Reading everyone's private mail through Facebook, Mark Yuckerberg has been getting a perverse kick out of your secrets and then selling them to collectors of gossip, like seedy magazines and unscrupulous journalists, hot on the trail of sleazy stories and the like, not to mention advertising magnets, who want targeted sales information, on would be shoppers.
Mark Yuckerberg, a loner, who has betrayed even his friends via Facebook, is more in love with his computer than the high life, which, his £4.4 billion pounds, could so easily afford him.
To label him a Nerd, would be a gross understatement, not to mention a cyber peeping tom.
Police, in Palo Alto, in California, where Mark Yuckerberg has lived, in a seedy rented house, had him under surveillance for several months, before finally raiding his offices, situated half a mile from his rented home, he was dragged out of his offices, in his normal attire, of scruffy jeans and a T shirt, and bundled into a police van.
All of his computers were confiscated, and after just one hour of examination, by police computer experts, all manner of questionable data was found, which Yuckerberg had stored on his victims.
Police raided Mark Yuckerberg's home, and found even more questionable data, such as peeping Tom equipment, and related items, in the form of:
20 pairs of powerful high zoom binoculars,
30 pairs of dark sun glasses,
3 Trilby Hats,
voice recording equipment,
tie pin microphones,
300 little black books,
5 trench coats,
15 false moustaches,
A huge collection of stage make up,
70 pairs of black leather gloves
and 600 million pieces of false identification, matching that of people on Facebook.
Mark Yukerberg tried to deny to police any knowledge of the findings, from their raids upon his home and offices, but police put him through a lie detector test, and he failed it.
Mark Yukerberg later appeared before Judge Tom Peeps the 10th, in the California Law Courts, where he was indicted on all 500 charges ,relating to his seedy and perverse behaviour ,to include sexual voyeurism, peeping Tom activities, possessing illegal pornography, and loitering with intent to abuse the privacy of others, in and out of his office.
Judge Tom Peeps the 10th, told Yukerberg, that he was a nerdish creep, who needed to have his hands and legs chopped off to cure him of his perversions.
Yuckerberg told Judge Tom Peeps the 10th, that he only did it all, out of boredom, because he could find nothing better to amuse himself with.
Judge Tom Peeps the 10th, told Yuckerberg, that this was no reason for such perverse behaviour, and sentenced Yuckerberg to 90 years in the state penitentiary, where he will be kept away from all computers, for the duration of his sentence, he confiscated the £4.4 billion amassed by Yuckerberg, and slapped his wrist hard, whilst ordering this money to be shared out, to members of Facebook, worldwide, in compensation for the abuse they have unknowingly suffered.
The 1,700 employees of Yukerberg, have been given 20 year community service orders, for their part in the perverse activity of Facebook, lead by Yuckerberg, they have been banned from being allowed to own, or access a computer, for the rest of their lives.
Yuckerberg, is now incarcerated on the Silicon Wing, of the state penitentiary, and shares a cell with his hero Bill Gates, who is in jail serving time for similar activity, after he, was arrested for remote accessing the computers of every household and business worldwide, by imbedding spying attributes to computer programmes such as Voyeur Windows (all versions), Internet Explorer, and Sneak Look Express email clients.
Bill Gates and Mark Yuckerberg, will now work as toilet cleaners, within the penitentiary, for the duration of their sentence.
Judge Tom Peeps the 10th, has advised that all fellow nerds, should don anoraks, and get out in the world and grab themselves a life.
More news later, watch this space..... minus nerds and Peeping Toms.