West Midlands police, have been forced to apologise to Muslims living in several suburbs of Birmingham UK, for spying on them using 2,000 newly erected CCTV camera's, all strategically placed, to watch how curries are cooked, in the residents kitchens.
Police manning the camera's, were tasked with the job of trying to identify the type of curry each resident was cooking, in a bid to set up a rival curry house chain of restaurants, throughout the area.
One angry resident of by name of Gita Lod-a Diss, living in Ruby MurrayRuby Murray Street, in the suburb of Spark-trouble, noticed the CCTV camera zooming in on her, as she nipped into her kitchen, half clothed to check on a curry she was cooking, whilst dressing in advance of expected guests.
Whilst another resident by the name of Causer Chipatti, living in Korma Street in the suburb of Washed-out, was distressed to find a camera was zooming right in on her, as she bent over to get something out of her oven, causing her to feel intruded upon.
A residents meeting was called by the Muslims in these two areas, headed by Dinash Cookabati ,whose wife was also abused when a CCTV camera, zoomed in on her breasts, instead of the chicken breasts she was cooking, and made her feel abused.
Din-ash Cook-a-bati ,took the residents case to the MP for the area, Mr Sham Bum-farti, and a complaint was then lodged with the Chief Constable of West Midlands Police and also Birmingham City Council.
A full investigation into the complaint was then carried out, and this has revealed that 70% of the residents cooked Bin-to-the-loo curry, whilst 10% cooked Bin-the-army curry, 10% cooked Bomb-a-gay Curry, 5% cooked Romer -Kosh Curry and a further 5% cooked Bail-me Curry.
Other statistics revealed by the investigation, show that 70% of residents cooked whilst wearing Sari's, 15% show that residents cooked whilst half clothed, 5% cooked whilst naked between showering and cooking, 5% cooked in nightclothes, and the final 5% cooked in underwear only.
Muslims in the two affected areas, are said to be irate at these statistics, as they believe that they paint them in a bad light, and show a racial prejudice, toward favouring Bin-to-the-loo Curry, and the wearing of Saris for cooking in.
A Muslim revolt is now underway, to force the West Midlands Police and Birmingham City Council to remove these cameras, and a class action against the police and the council has been launched, in order to achieve and injunction, to prevent the police and Birmingham City Council opening rival curry houses.
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