The House of Commoners, has hosted another of its Erotica events, this being Erotica 2010.
The evening, organized by Mr Christ-what-ado; who is behind the Udder Lounge Nightclub for Cows, inspired by former UK Prime Minister Gordon BrownGordon Brown Cow Brown, is said to be a complete sell out at £899.00 per person, to include a House of Commoners Canteen dinner, either of Pepperami Sausages on Sticks, Toad in the Hole, Spaghetti Bollock-Naked, Meatballs and chips, followed by a selection of sweets, to include Chilli Peppers dipped in Chocolate, Spotted Dick and Custard, or Raspberries with Spray Cream.
The VICE president of the House of Commoners, Selective Sex Committee, Mr 'Andy Cock, attended with his wife Titsiana, wearing only fluffy cuffs and nothing else, other than for pairs of breast tassels.
The dress code being, strictly erotic.
Among the notable guests were...
William Vague and his boyfriend Christopher Mythers, who each 'came', in pink playboy bunny suits, with fluffy bunny ears and kinky knee high red leather boots.
Whilst Anne Widdecombe, came straight from her appearance in "Strictly Cum Dancing", wearing a Tenalady, with matching adult babies plastic pants, and black dominatrix basque and stockings, and green slippers, thought to have been owned by the wicked witch of the west, CherieCherie Blair Witch.
Prime Minister David Cameron and his wife Samcam, attended the event wearing Cornish Pasty Boxes, with a basques and stockings ,painted on the outside of Samcam's box, and Leopard skin posing pouch, painted on the outside of David's box.
Nick CleggNick Clegg and wife Miriam, wore sexy gladiator's outfits and Jesus sandals.
Also in attendance was Gordon Brown dressed as a Cow and as always, chewing a cud of Hay, wife Sarah wore nothing but a roll of hay, and was carrying a black and white handbag, resembling that of Cow udders, made by Oxfam's best designer, the late Michael Foot MP.
Tony BlairTony Blair and wife Cherie, attended the event, dressed in sexy Warlock and Witch outfits, complete with pointed hats and snakeskin stockings, both smelt strongly of putrid incense as always, and were dripping in blood, Tony being a war criminal as well as a Warlock.
Ian Dementia Smith and wife Betsyboobs, came dressed in black G strings, and each with two fried eggs, for a bra's, apparently Ian Dementia Smith, likes to cross dress.
GeorgeGeorge Giddy Osborne, and his wife Frances, came as sexy Leprechauns, being of Irish descent, Frances with four leaf clover bra and knickers, to show off, once undressed , whilst George wore four leaf clover print boxer shorts, and matching Leotard.
Kenneth Clarke and wife Gillian, both came dressed in red sexy Hush Puppy shoes, and sexy Oxfam's best, play suits with UK pound sign print on, by way of an exclusive pattern made especially for the occasion.
Theresa May and husband Phillip, came dressed in Bryant May match boxes, and red and white stockings with kinky red PVC, knee high, bondage boots.
After watching a striptease, performed by William Vague and his boyfriend Christopher Mythers, the guests ate a hearty meal, and then settled into several games of strip 'poker', courtesy of Black Rod, who gave everyone a cheap thrill, by 'poking' them up their backsides, with his Black Rod, and knocking a little 'common' sense into the responsive few,....... if any.
All guests were arrested by police, en route home, for forgetting to dress, before leaving the House of Commoners, they were each fined £899 million pounds, for damages to the eyesight of passing Londoners.
More news later, watch this space...... hopefully, without commoners.