I know, we all do it by mistake, or haven't read something that was published in NB some 137 years ago, but Christ (and that's strong from an atheist) some puns get repeated 18 times within 1 hour - I don't mean curious variations, I mean exactly the same one.
Ok, gripe over, I'll go back to my G&T and start assassinating the Pope again. (er, just in case he has been assassinated in the last half hour, it wasn't me).
Nothing for you to do, Ed (just go back to running the country)
