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"UK now a big branch of Tesco" fears confirmed by Tesco-Value Tory Government
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wolfie
offlineMember"We had hoped for the Tesco-finest Obama-edition leadership" mused John Bull, "but times are hard and Tesco-Value Tories are all we can afford!"
But there was a nasty twist in store...
"OK, so we have to put up with the dross that nobody really wants, but when I opened my tin of Tories, there were yellow bits in it too - Yuk. The yellow bits said they were "gold", but they're not fooling anyone."
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wolfie
offlineMemberThanks guys - The supermarkets takeover Britain line has more scope for regional racism!
Isn't Suffolk actually selling all county services to the Women's Institute in real life?
McDonalds and KFC are completing negotiations to divide the spoils in Essex, with a new Berlin Wall to be built along the Brentwood Road
In a horrible mix up, the Daily Mail becomes outright owner of a Turkmanistani gay bar for pagan social workers planning to immigrate to the UK...
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