Delighted Tories with big houses and dirty chimneys have welcomed moves to get idle jobless children off benefits and back cleaning chimneys where they belong.
"'seen and not heard' weren't never strict enuff" stated new child gangmaster George "Sooty" Osbourne. "With yer Chimneys, childer are not seen, not heard, and sometimes they never come down niver - and then they definitely ain;t blaggin off the state no more - heh heh heh"
The return to Victorian Values has at last boosted the share values of the dwindling child trades of treadmill walking, coal mining, and working arm-amputatingly dangerous machinery.
In a shock development to the "off benefits" move, parliament today debates an "off streets" white paper, which was proposed by an MP in possession of many ice creams and lollipops, all free today.
In readiness for a break-in to the proposed child-dungeon under Baron Cameron's castle, Ed Milliband is already rehearsing a convincing performance as a brainless staring puppet.
Child Benefit Cuts Force Unemployed Children Back Up Chimneys
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Delighted Tories with big houses and dirty chimneys have welcomed moves to get idle jobless children off benefits and back cleaning chimneys where they belong.Posted 6 years ago #
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