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Somebody thought that the hoo-har this time would be about selling more of those obscene body scanners. There are some nice charts in this wake-up and smell the coffee piece.
Do we collectively believe that jackasses now in charge will buy more CU in yer zoo-suit scanners? Look how it worked out for the Flu shots. You'd think they'd have learned.
I've often wondered how efficient the new US anti-terror laws have been in arresting people who gave funds and weapons to the IRA back in the 70s and 80s or to the Real IRA now? Over in the UK, it doesn't feel any different worrying if you are going to be blown up by Muslims or dissident Republicans.
Hunter, if you're bothered by "obscene body scanners", perhaps you should seek therapy from Gok Wan. Indeed, I hear he's invited into the scanner room on occasion, as part of his research.
Personally, I like to think of the scanner room's occupant is a luscious 30-year old brunette, who happens to be desperate for company. It helps in so many ways. I don't like to consider the person as an asexual techno-nerd with an unexplained twitch.
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