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   Hunter F. Thompson
   

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   Somebody thought that the hoo-har this time would be about selling more of those obscene body scanners. There are some nice charts in this wake-up and smell the coffee piece.

   Do we collectively believe that jackasses now in charge will buy more CU in yer zoo-suit scanners? Look how it worked out for the Flu shots. You'd think they'd have learned.

   Posted 4 years ago #
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   FormerlyAlOPecia
   

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   I just love the "Not specified" category - didn't they know what they were blowing things up for?

   Posted 4 years ago #
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   Quaz
   

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   I've often wondered how efficient the new US anti-terror laws have been in arresting people who gave funds and weapons to the IRA back in the 70s and 80s or to the Real IRA now? Over in the UK, it doesn't feel any different worrying if you are going to be blown up by Muslims or dissident Republicans.

   Posted 4 years ago #
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   Hunter F. Thompson
   

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   Perhaps the "Not Specified" category is for repeated schoolyard massacres which appear to be part of the pharmaceutical industry's live human testing trials. Difficult to categorize until their studies are complete, you'll concede.

   Posted 4 years ago #
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   Sinnick
   

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   Hunter, if you're bothered by "obscene body scanners", perhaps you should seek therapy from Gok Wan. Indeed, I hear he's invited into the scanner room on occasion, as part of his research.

   Personally, I like to think of the scanner room's occupant is a luscious 30-year old brunette, who happens to be desperate for company. It helps in so many ways. I don't like to consider the person as an asexual techno-nerd with an unexplained twitch.

   Posted 4 years ago #
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   be reasonable
   

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   What surprises me is the 283 separatist attacks in France - presumably English separatists seeking to liberate the Dordogne from 800 years of French oppression.

   Posted 4 years ago #
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   IABP
   

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   Just shoot people carrying a rucksack. They are either terrorists, students or ramblers. No loss with any of them.

   Posted 4 years ago #
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   Hunter F. Thompson
   

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   There are Corsican separatists (mad RW loonies, often black ops) and Basque separatists, who wish to preseve the civil order of matriarchy. And there are of course also some black ops among those.

   Posted 4 years ago #
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   be reasonable
   

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   I'd like to separate Katherine Jenkins from her basque.

   Posted 4 years ago #

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