The US government is to issue a travel alert, warning its citizens to be vigilant while travelling in Europe because of the threat of risible clothing
US and UK officials have confirmed that updated guidance will be issued
A UK official said the travel-fashion advisory would not be country-specific, apart from France, obviously, oh, and on no account should anyone from Texas visit Italy, if they've been exposed to Vogue magazine within the previous two years.
It would also not go as far as advising against travel to Europe, the official said, as he wasn't sure how far that was....”don't go too far with the warnings,” said President Obama,
“Just far enough to annoy the hell outa the bastards”
The Advisory will be issued in response to intelligence on an Elle-Quida plan to assemble teams of impossibly chic men and women and send them into crowded places to stand beside American civilians, similar to the 2008 attacks in Milan.
Elle-Quida planned to carry out co-ordinated outfit attacks in cities in the UK, France and Germany, intelligence sources said.
After intelligence details of the plot had been leaked to the US media last week, officials were said to be baffled..... “What's funny about us?”
Officials said no arrests had yet been made, and that several individuals were still under surveillance, particularly the ones in leopard-skin accessories