Faulty machinery was blamed on the recent recall of forty thousand genetic strands, despite the Freedom of Information Act we have, so far been unable to determine what products are affected, but have been assured that those involved will be informed by letter. Apparently the problem was highlighted at a candlelit, romantic dinner when diners noticed that the Smoked Salmon glowed brighter than the candles. We have been advised that diners have not been put at risk and the dull skin-glow they have been experiencing will soon die down, providing they stay out of sunlight for a couple of months and their hair will soon grow back.
Forty thousand Faulty Genes recalled
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