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Is Titus on holiday? It was strangely quiet in the canteen today...

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Started 5 months ago by Dick Everyman
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Dick Everyman

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I've asked in reception but they've not seen him either.

Posted 5 months ago #
Iroquois Pliskin

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I shit me self at the front of the lunch queue and all hell broke loose. I think he was in the second group to be hosed down in the playground.

Posted 5 months ago #
Dick Everyman

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Well that explains it. What a relief...for you

Posted 5 months ago #
Terry Bunn

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If I can mix my metaphors - why are you looking a gift horse in the mouth - just let sleeping dogs lie?

Posted 5 months ago #
Midfield Diamond

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Well I for one hope the old git has just fucked off but is otherwise OK. Part of me even thinks he can’t possibly be as irritating in real life as he can be on here. I must be going soft.

Posted 5 months ago #
granger

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Hope he hasn't just caught up with that old post where I suggested he be given the title DG and taken offence, or do I? Funny he hasn't risen to the bait to post on this thread.

Posted 5 months ago #
Dick Everyman

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@Midfield
I must be going soft.

The Araldite's in the post...

Posted 5 months ago #
Crayon

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Perhaps Mossad are processing him for being a Holocaust-deniers' apologist.

Or maybe he's quit all of his dodgy online accounts so he can honourably stand as an MEP for UKIP.

Posted 5 months ago #
Newsdesk

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Who's Titus?

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Titus

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Perhaps Mossad are processing him for being a Holocaust-deniers' apologist.

'Sad, Confused Holocaust Denial Denial Denier Denies That Holocaust Denial Means Denying The Holocaust'

Posted 5 months ago #
Crayon

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Titus - Is that gibberish an attempt at a joke about your ongoing anti-Semitic efforts as a Holocaust-deniers' apologist? eg:

http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=131167

http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=123990

Posted 5 months ago #
Titus

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he can’t possibly be as irritating in real life as he can be on here.

I thought my tedious posts just bored people. I am therefore as delighted as any would-be satirist, to discover that they actually irritate at least one reader. It is gratifying to learn that work here has not been in vain.

Posted 5 months ago #
Benvoleo

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A presumptuous conclusion, considering he doesn't even mention how he views your posts, Titus. Consider the possibility that you might irritate him with your boring, tedious posts.

Posted 5 months ago #
Sinnick

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"Irritation". Not heard of that type of humour before

At least we've got the world's expert with us

Posted 5 months ago #
Titus

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'Frail Old Man Suffers Severe Beating At The Hand Of The NewsBiscuit Humour Police Shock Horror Outrage'

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