Police frustration with copycat suicides, plead for more originality.
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How about "Copycat criminal charged with plagiarism"
Dumbnews, you are onto somethng, post it and I'll five it up, big time.
I'd rather kill myself than be a coward and commit suicide.
I think the way to deal with potentially suicidal people is to buddy-pair them up with those who are outrageously over-happy, and just leave them in a house together for a few weeks.
Probably won't stop the suicidal person from killing themselves, but at least the over-happy chap should be sorted out.
I should be in government, I've got lots of great ideas like this.
Stay alert for Sports Holdall copycats.
Yup, it's in the bag
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