Was Dr Evil, the Architect behind this "Death Ray" hotel ?
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That was one designed by our Evil Island architects in order to drum up business for the Evil Island melonoma unit. We take a hit on the design side but clean up on the 'desperate not to die' side.
Yes: the hotel was designed by Dr Evil and is a mere component in his plans to integrate the entire American Subcontinent. The building is the entrepiece of his religious tabernacle.
Druidism/Shammanism now recognised as a religion will convene annual conferences (hence the Hotel) for sunworshipers where human sacrifices (with feasts to follow) are scheduled on a rota which coincides with nature's natural cycles. The pool, presently filled with clear water, will be coloured red (as in Paestum)with tabasco and an elaborate hidden system o subsurface structures will allow Officials to "walk" on the water to a focal point.
It should be quite spectacular. All TV rights have been pre-sold, according to the press release.
I got a look at the poster campaign, too. Slogan: "Great for the Ghoul in You!" Lots of red. Nice shot of the good Doctor himself.
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