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So, what do you think David Milliband really said to Harriet Harman?
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nealdoran
offlineMember'He used to wet the bed, y'know.'
[Actually, could there be a sub in David denying briefing against his brother as report emerge that the new Labour leader wet the bed/used to cry every week at the end of the Littlest Hobo/ spent the entire summer of 1973 wearing his mother's frocks and only answering to the name Florence?]
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The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberThere you go again Babs, oversharing once more.
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IABP
offlineMember'Your diet not working then?'
'Fancy watching a porno film on Jacqui Smith's account?'
'Did that guy speaking used to be the star of Everyone Loves Raymond?'
'Me or chips?'
'Is the sniper in position?'
'The speech is not about me'
'You know Harriet, I saw my brother walking to the front. And as he passed me by, he turned to me and gave me that Wallace smile. Then the announcer, oh yeah, the announcer asked that there be silence please. 'If there are any objections to this leader's speech. Speak now or forever, forever hold your peace'. And I just wanna stand up and shout. It should have been me ooh ooh. It should have been me. No doubt in all my wettest dreams. It should have been me ooh ooh ooh. Red Ed's messing with my mind. People believe me that job is mine. It should have been me oooh oooh oooh oooh. It should have been me woah ooh oooh. It should have been me woaoh oooh. Somebody call the police that brother of mine is a lowdown thief. It should have been me woahhh, Harriet, it should have been me.........'Posted 2 years ago # -
rickwestwell
offlineMember"I can smell your cant."
Posted 2 years ago #
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