Glamour model and all round er… pair of boobs; Jordan has been fined by magistrates after several motorists nearly swerved into her pink box on the A23. All tabloid journalists leave has been cancelled as the nation is locked-down for an onslaught of double-entendres.
Her solicitor Lenny Loophole (known as Mr Loophole) claimed passengers were in no danger as the vehicle was fitted with twin airbags (baddum tisch..). He accused the arresting officer of lewd conduct claiming he had opened his fly and said ‘would you mind blowing into this madam.’ Ms Price wept as she described how the officer told her to park her ‘pink box’ on the ‘hard shoulder’ while he ‘took down her particulars’.
Her former husband Peter Andre will be double parking in central London tomorrow in a bid to steal some of the publicity.