At the risk of falling foul of a moderator (As if! - Ed), did anyone know that "shag my balls" is a genuine golfing term?!
This is the act carried out when a caddie collects his golfers golf balls at the end of the driving range after a practice session and places them in his "shag-bag" (this is a golfing device of variable cost which can be any colour but in Tiger's case was usually a cheap looking orange thing, thin at the bottom but bulging out at the top).
At the last count Tiger Woods had fourteen different shag-bags apparently. None of them knew about the existence of the others and some were quite old and puffy having been stuffed full for many years.
Whoever invented the various golfing terms in use today would undoubtedly have kept Freud busy when you consider that the phrases, "Look at the strength of Tiger's grip", and "Tiger just wouldn't get the same penetration without an extra stiff shaft" can be heard regularly on BBC golf commentaries.
Check it out.............I kid you not!