Supermarket giant Tesco today announced the launch of their exciting new bakery products.
Marketed under the "Best of Both" brand name, the produce will all feature a nourishing combination of bread and rodent, thus saving customers the bother of buying separate meat fillings.
Following on from the recent successful trial launch of "Sliced bread with mouse", Tesco has now added "Rat Roll; Bunny Brioche; Squirrel Sourdough; Marmot Matzo; Crusty Coypu; Chipmunk Chapati; and Granary Gerbil."
A Tesco spokesman commented "We were also toying with including a pacarana paratha in the range, but our market research feedback showed us that most people thought this was a spiky bush with orange berries."