Tiger Woods was yesterday left dismayed and confused when he was asked to party with a Newport woman. Instead of what he expected to be wild rampant sex all he got was an afternoon of soft play, a box meal and jelly and ice cream.
"each element on it's own sounded kind of kinky and fun" said Tiger Woods "what I didn't expect was an hour in Scallywags castle, followed by nuggets and fries"
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