Frog-eyed proletariat prince, Ed Milliband, is still frozen mid-conversation outside a London Nightclub this morning as the drunk chav who has yelled "Wot U Lookin At?" has not yet received an answer, because neither of them can tell what he IS looking at.
"It usually gets the punches flying in seconds" snarled Scott Bovver, "but now I realise the stupidity of my own question, I just don't know what to say next. The guy just has these huge eyes that don't seem to focus at all! We've been here 10 hours now, and I haven't even seen him blink."
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