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With friends like these...crikey!

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Started 7 years ago by riesler
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knife to see you to see you knife

riesler

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-11420339

he "had won a prize at school for consideration to others" - was this before, during or after?

Posted 7 years ago #
the coarse whisperer

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If you don't give him credit for all the friends he didn't stab to death, how will he ever develop any self-esteem?

Posted 7 years ago #
riesler

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guess that's why I'm not a Social Worker.

Posted 7 years ago #
Sharpehunter

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What makes this particularly scary is the fact that he only got 9yrs!! By the time he has done a couple of Open University courses, achieved a Phd and spent 9yrs in a gym beefing up he will be well adjusted to re-enter society as a remarkably intelligent, devious and manipulative psychopath.. Oh, he already is!!!

Posted 7 years ago #
IABP

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They seemed to rule out pretty quickly that he could have ran into the knife 13 times.

Posted 7 years ago #
Nobby Holder

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To be fair, he did apologise.
You can't ask for more than that from the kid.

Posted 7 years ago #
Dickens or Shakespeare

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Yeah, everyone should be allowed to make one mistake.

Posted 7 years ago #
The All New Jeni B

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Schick bastard.

Ps Nice to see squirrels in good jobs though.

Posted 7 years ago #
edoode

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I've got this, I think, unjustified reputation for being grumpy” this is absolutely outrageous and totally unbelievable. I've never so much as muttered descent in my life, though I have to draw the line at the thought of eating whelks - oh deery me - it's like chewing bits of car tyre - disgusting. I now wonder if the whelks I had a go at contained any Dunlop DNA?

Posted 5 years ago #
riesler

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Are you out already?

Posted 5 years ago #
Squudge

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Benjamin Squirrell, defending, said: "The defendant was not suffering from a mental illness but perhaps he had become distanced from reality".

all the satire you will ever need, right there.

Posted 5 years ago #
Username

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"He had been living in a different world, detached from his feelings."

Pangbourne?

Posted 5 years ago #
sigmund

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"He had been living in a different world, detached from his feelings."

Pangbourne?

No, the newsbiscuit chat-room.

Posted 5 years ago #

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