The operation which took a painstaking number of months has now been completed with both of them responding well to treatment.
Unfortunately, one has been left with a permanent grin and the other looks like he's got a banana shoved up his bottom. One has the brains and is attractive to women and the other is surprised that anyone thinks that about his brother.
One is expected to endure years of misery and the other is expected to be relieved he's got no career.
Ed used to be on the right but since the separation he now lurches to the left
(anyone want to finish it off or start it - amphibians welcome)