Tories! With effort, we can do worse!
Conservative insiders are disappointed that the party’s results are not as bad as they could have been.
Jenkyns to recapture Britain's 'glorious past' by getting back in the kitchen
As a working class woman, Jenkyns will immediately be resigning her seat as an MP and her right to vote, and going back to work as a kitchen maid.
Kemi Badenoch vows not to make pact with Reform UK until she does
Kemi Badenoch has stated 'I am in no way considering nor ever will consider making a deal with Nigel Farage, until I inevitably do'
'Community Snipers' to be deployed against litterbugs
Keir Starmer has declared war on littering. 'Listen you slaag, we've tried playing nicely and the streets are full of sh$t'
Only the Lib Dems can win here
Lib Dem campaigners have descended on the Vatican with their familiar orange placards. ‘Only the Lib Dems can win here’
Brainy kids group together to deal with dinner money bully
A band of school swots is refusing to be intimidated by a playground bully who has taken their dinner money. The bully calls himself Big Don.
POTUS to Pope(US)
The Vatican City could get its very own Trump Tower! Bigly!
At least the Pope got to meet J.D.Vance
While the death of Pope Francis is sad, many worshippers took comfort that near the end, he was close to the one true God - J.D.Vance.
Britain to Negotiate US/Canada Peace Agreement
Great Britain has offered to negotiate a peace agreement between Canada and the United States. This would allow the return of half of...
Candidates for new Pope emerge
Leading candidates for the new pope have emerged. King Charles. The British monarch has a number of plus points - he is experienced being...
