Daily Star explodes after X-Factor cocaine prostitute alleges sex with Beckham
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Might there have been a dwarf involved somewhere?
Did it cure cancer? Oh sorry, I thought you said Daily Mail....
If a Daily Star explodes does that leave a Daily Black Hole? A suitable name for the gutter press actually.
You'd then get Stephen Hawking's Daily rant on where the Black Hole from.
A simple 'don't know' would do.
...Stephen Hawking's rant on where the Black Hole from...
"A simple 'don't know' would do."
That's a great stand-up comedy routine, I reckon...
"YOU'VE PULLED" IS SUCH A FITTING ADVERT. Gave u five daily stars right in the beginnig.
Re Hawking's debate the strong gravitational froce between black holes and high gravity celebrities could lead to the notion of absence of gray matter on both sides representing the attractive force between black holes? Anyhow one might expect an explanation by string or strip theory.
Surely, if we're talking the Daily Star, by G-string theory
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