OK, a better formatted end of month list. Links, as usual, can be found on the blog and the full list of tickers for December below the list.

Adrian Bamforth
Frozen ice sheet found on Mars ‘still better than Bolton Winter Wonderland’
Paris Agreement: Protesters to switch to unleaded petrol bombs
Al Opecia
European Research Group enters into vassalage to rest of Tory party.
Grayling finally admits to being Transport Minister. More soon.
HMV Records sctratched. More soon
May’s new Red Lines, are under her eyeballs. More soon.
Scottish Parliament First-Footing to be man holding small solar panel. More soon.
Some MPs to be reclassified as ‘vertebrates’. More soon.
Tory Brexit MPs dispute 2016 Leadership result, demand 2nd vote. More soon.
apepper
Trump urged to emulate George Bush. More soon
Bonjonelson
Santa abandons plans for drone present delivery after failed trial near Crawley. More soon.
Bravenewmalden
Majority of UK voters now prefer ‘Oh Fuck It’ option. More soon.
Bronaghmorris
Priti Patel leaves politics for career in diet coaching. More soon.
Chipchase
Out-of-control budget for new EastEnders set blamed on salaries of wooden cast
Cinquecento
Boris takes haircut back for a refund
Britain agrees to identify as having left EU next March regardless of reality. More soon.
Cygnets to be fitted with bulletproof gilets from Milan – Swan Vestas. More soon.
Pilot whale not commissioned for full season. More soon.
Starbucks porn viewer ‘just wanted a long black Americano and a pair of baps’. More soon
Stranded Russian cargo ship ‘contains 9 nested smaller Russian cargo ships’. More later.
Tommy Robinson campaigns to ban the flujab. More soon
Working class should be excluded from future referenda, all parties agree.
Surgery ‘an elitist profession, must be opened up to butchers’ says Sutton Trust. More soon.
Crayon
‘Poor students can go to Camford’ says Oxbridge
Question Time to feature more antiques on the panel. More soon.
Tate Britain’s CCTV wins Turner Prize. More soon.
Deskpilot3
ITV cancels Brexit TV debate after sponsor – Valium – pulls out. More soon.
Dominic_mcg
Action against Climate Change “slower than a glacier.” More soon.
Cheery ticket tout nominated for BBC Sports Personality of the Year. More soon.
Fiona Bruce’s sister to present Any Questions. More soon.
Hugh Jackman disappointed as Greatest Snowman gets frosty reception. More soon.
Man arrested after being caught with stollen cakes. More soon.
Minister concedes UK anti-drone system is a butterfly net with a long handle.
New version of Watership Down not a pot boiler, says producer. More soon.
Roger the kangaroo not a challenge in I’m a Celebrity, say producers. More soon.
Virgin goes all the way and has out of this world experience. More soon.
Dumnews
New app lets you punch a button to punch the engineer who designed the app. More soon.
Farmer Giles
Man who can’t stop coughing has coffin fit. More soon.
Guido Drapatolli
May: ‘Back me or Santa won’t come.’ More soon.
MzWibble
Second referendum to include cashback option
Newsdesk
Couple jailed for naming their child Theresa.
People traffickers win Brexit ferry contract. More soon.
White House child throws tantrum because Santa did not deliver wall
Not Amused
Southern rail trains suspended after 2 Hornby sets detected near the tracks
ron cawleyoni
‘FIFA 19′ sends National Grid into meltdown
“48 Crash…48 Crash”
Chester Zoo fire police suspect Gorilla Warfare.
Climate Change: Millenials ask whats Mulled Wine….for? More soon.
Thatcher spinning that much…fears grow for shale gas-induced earthquakes
The Clash ‘Should I Stay or Should I Stay Go’ adopted as new UK national anthem.
Tree Huggers denounce Ted Baker brand. More soon.
Ukrainians claim they were only policing the waters to keep Crimea down. More soon
Schoolboy
Year 10 students not taught about Arctic because it’s “Too cool for School”. More soon.
Simon Paul Miller
May told ‘no room for renegotiation’ but there is stable.
Sinnick
Nigel Farage to name his new party after his initials
Smart Alex
Chris Rea finds time to write a Christmas classic despite running late
Spa99ers
Kent gridlocked as queue forms to ‘slap a Brexiteer’. More soon.
Sydalg
Man arrested for selling flat batteries released without charge. More soon.
Wolf who bought new clothing now identifies as sheep. More later
Throngsman
Farage finds a principle down the back of the sofa. More soon.
Government finally admits it has no idea what taking back control looks like. More soon
May confident EU will help her take back control
Titus
Amazon Delivers To Stable After 3 Wise Men Buy Gold Frankincense & Myrrh On Line
Entire Brexit debate was invented to distract attention from Kate Vs. Meghan row. More soon
Hard Frexit as Nigel quits without even a transition period. More soon.
Macron wishes he had bought Boris’ second-hand water cannon. More soon.
New EU Army invades and knocks all this Brexit nonsense on the head
New secular seasonal greetings card to go on sale soon: ‘Merry Brexit!’. More soon.
Police suffer cuts as knife crime increases. More soon.
Universities ‘Don’t accept enough thick kids from crap schools’. More soon.
Voters Choice Of Name For 2nd Referendum / People’s Vote Is ‘Voty McVolte-Face’
Wirralmatt
Google searches for meaning of “Cast a Clout” up by 60,000,000.