PARIS, the very next day. Le Monde reports that their defeat in the regional elections has forced reconsideration of at least five prominent ministerial portfolios. But surely the most savory dish has been served by Monsieur G. Tron, Villepenist, to whom a portfolio can now not be denied.
He, and his brother, Edouard, will no doubt seize the opportunity to serve a cold collation of vache enragée to the president and his so-called "reforms".