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ianslat

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Just bought my son a new pair of football boots. On the box it says 'average contents - 2'. He'd have been very disappointed if there had only been 1 boot in there...

Posted 2 years ago #
andhrimnir

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but pleased with three or more?

Posted 2 years ago #
ianslat

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Could be handy for Jake the Peg impressions.

Posted 2 years ago #
brownpaperreporter

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"Contents 2" I can understand, but "average"??

Posted 2 years ago #
Mary Evans

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My husband's favourite fact about statistics is that the average number of legs is fewer than two.

Posted 2 years ago #
IABP

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Probably right in Helmand Province.

Posted 2 years ago #
andhrimnir

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how wrong he is unless he is going to qualify that statement and limit it to bi-pods.

Posted 2 years ago #
Sinnick

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Ahh, but non-bipeds are not well known for playing footie. Many bipeds that play footie don't do it that well, either.

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