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   SteveB
   

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   Crewe is Cheshire's sexistiest town.

   [On the next page without the Warrington & Widnes pics right above, this just looks like a bloody statement now]

   Posted 2 months ago #

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   Gerontius
   

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   TBF
   It's a pretty low bar
   At least it wasn't Knutsford
   Probably find Dairylea is Cheshire's favourite cheese

   Posted 2 months ago #

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   Terry Bunn
   

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   Thank goodness healthy outdoor exercise hasn't stopped during the pandemic

   https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/18583898.man-seen-performing-sex-act-bench-totton-park/

   Posted 2 months ago #

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   LittleSpender
   

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   If anyone needs a plausible excuse...

   https://www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerset-news/parts-somerset-smell-like-semen-3216418

   Posted 1 month ago #

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   deceangli
   

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   I was too slow to take a snapshot, but on the Warrington Guardian online edition the top item was "Warrington takes 2nd place in 'most civilised night out' poll" directly above "Naked woman arrested in fish and chip shop"

   Posted 1 month ago #

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   sydalg
   

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   If anyone needs a plausible excuse...

   https://www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerset-news/parts-somerset-smell-like-semen-3216418

   Dirty bugger's been jizzing all over Somerset, then writes an article blaming it on the chestnut tree.

   Posted 1 month ago #

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   Al OPecia
   

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   The Horse Spaffnut Tree?

   Posted 1 month ago #

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   Sinnick
   

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   dec, I think there were only 2 contestants

   Posted 1 month ago #

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   Filthy Rich
   

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   We're still basking in the sticky glory of this accolade: It's a dogger's life

   Posted 1 month ago #

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    Newsdesk
    

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    I never knew that semen had a smell. Have I been missing something?

    What does it smell like? Please don't tell me that it smells like a chestnut tree because I can't smell those, either.

    Also, does this mean that Orwell's Chestnut Tree cafe had sexual implications?

    Posted 1 month ago #

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    LittleSpender
    

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    The Horse Spaffnut Tree?

    Spunky Puzzle?

    Posted 1 month ago #

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    SteveB
    

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    I never knew that semen had a smell. Have I been missing something?
    What does it smell like?

    It smells of the forlorn loss of a Rees-Mogg weeping into his stargazy pie.

    Guns and winks to LittleSpender and Deceangli for two double-tap local headlines which totally slayed me.

    Posted 1 month ago #

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    Newsdesk
    

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    Do we need people like this?

    How much does it cost to scrape a corpse off the rocks, send it to a mortuary and reach a verdict of death by misadventure? It's a bargain for the taxpayers, surely.

    On the bright side, at least the stupid cow is keeping social distancing (she was photographed almost five miles from where I live).

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-54049513

    Posted 3 weeks ago #

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    deceangli
    

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    On the bright side, at least the stupid cow is keeping social distancing (she was photographed almost five miles from where I live).

    I'm not completely sure you've grasped the meaning of social distancing, Newsdesk. It isn't all measured from you . . .

    Posted 3 weeks ago #

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    Sir Lupus
    

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    If her friend was filming in video mode, she'd get some great footage if it all collapsed. Got to be worth some cash from You've Been Framed.

    Posted 3 weeks ago #

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