Crewe is Cheshire's sexistiest town.
[On the next page without the Warrington & Widnes pics right above, this just looks like a bloody statement now]
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Thank goodness healthy outdoor exercise hasn't stopped during the pandemic
https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/18583898.man-seen-performing-sex-act-bench-totton-park/
Posted 3 months ago # -
If anyone needs a plausible excuse...
https://www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerset-news/parts-somerset-smell-like-semen-3216418
Posted 2 months ago # -
If anyone needs a plausible excuse...
https://www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerset-news/parts-somerset-smell-like-semen-3216418
Dirty bugger's been jizzing all over Somerset, then writes an article blaming it on the chestnut tree.
Posted 2 months ago # -
We're still basking in the sticky glory of this accolade: It's a dogger's life
Posted 2 months ago # -
I never knew that semen had a smell. Have I been missing something?
What does it smell like? Please don't tell me that it smells like a chestnut tree because I can't smell those, either.
Also, does this mean that Orwell's Chestnut Tree cafe had sexual implications?
Posted 2 months ago # -
I never knew that semen had a smell. Have I been missing something?
What does it smell like?It smells of the forlorn loss of a Rees-Mogg weeping into his stargazy pie.
Guns and winks to LittleSpender and Deceangli for two double-tap local headlines which totally slayed me.
Posted 2 months ago # -
Do we need people like this?
How much does it cost to scrape a corpse off the rocks, send it to a mortuary and reach a verdict of death by misadventure? It's a bargain for the taxpayers, surely.
On the bright side, at least the stupid cow is keeping social distancing (she was photographed almost five miles from where I live).
Posted 1 month ago # -
That sort of thing would never happen in Surrey.
https://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/surrey-news/drunk-man-arrested-rubbing-genitals-19125668
Yes, yes it is worth clicking the link and accepting ridiculous cookies for the full story.
Posted 1 week ago # -
please kill me
https://www.somersetcountygazette.co.uk/news/18804423.tarmac-british-isles-somersets-answer-morning-weather-map/Posted 1 week ago # -
If they hadn't gone to the trouble of highlighting what the British Isles looks like in several different ways, then the Rees-Mogg family couldn't have stood up, saluted it, and then ensured their taxable income was not accountable on an island of similar shape.
Posted 1 week ago # -
Essex. Where else? 3 Adolescents rescued from tumble drier. Not quite in the top echelon for attempting a Darwin Award for removing yourself from the gene pool, as they used a mobile phone to summon help. Such a shame they managed to get a phone signal from said tumble dryer, or they would have been awarded a Darwin Gold for utter stupidity!
Posted 4 hours ago #
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