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   Sinnick
   

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   Latest from Warrington:

   https://www.warringtonguardian.co.uk/news/17435804.penketh-tree-chopped-down-but-replacements-planted

   Posted 8 months ago #

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   Sir Lupus
   

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   From Sausage World: "If you have never seen a sausage machine work then it’s worth it. We have a machine that can produce 1,300 sausages a minute. It’s like a Gatling gun." yum...

   Posted 8 months ago #

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   Midfield Diamond
   

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   Stars for the headline

   https://www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerset-news/road-rage-inducing-throughabout-planners-2522073

   Posted 8 months ago #

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   Sinnick
   

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   There's something similar near me at Leigh - used to be a small simple junction, now replaced with a bigger roundabout with a cross-roads in the middle

   Traffic far worse than before the expensive change

   Posted 8 months ago #

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   Terry Bunn
   

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   SHAME OF SATIRICAL WEBSITE BEATEN TO THE PUNCH BY HAMPSHIRE COUNTY COUNCIL

   https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/17434297.hampshire-county-council-apologises-after-wrongly-announcing-prince-philip-had-died/?ref=mr&lp=5

   Posted 8 months ago #

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   Terry Bunn
   

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   No wonder they can't wait to take back control!

   https://www.gazetteandherald.co.uk/news/17433314.men-appear-in-court-charged-with-throwing-faeces-on-train-in-wiltshire/?ref=mr&lp=1

   Posted 7 months ago #

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   tonymc81
   

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   It wasn't a complete Pig - It did have lovely manners.

   Posted 7 months ago #

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   Terry Bunn
   

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   Wiltshire property market soars!

   https://www.wiltshiretimes.co.uk/news/17442961.pub-and-car-park-sell-for-352000/

   Posted 7 months ago #

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   Sinnick
   

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   Latest excitement from Warrington:

   https://www.warringtonguardian.co.uk/news/17473877.mobility-scooter-driver-asleep-and-holding-can-of-lager

   Posted 7 months ago #

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    Gerontius
    

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    He has a point....
    https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/angry-dad-put-fish-chips-15931890?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sharebar&fbclid=IwAR2wiqzt2MvBsQoqF_qTkA_LNO-GPnC-B5qeKowPioSqvDum21eqnOC9LWw

    Posted 7 months ago #

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    beau-jolly
    

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    Gero. Brilliant. I love the way they advertise very specific details of the locations and in case you can't imagine it a photo of some fish and chips!

    Posted 7 months ago #

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    Titus
    

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    ... and in case you can't imagine it, a photo of some fish and chips!

    'Dogging Couple Complain Of Distress Of Having To Watch Fish-And-Chip-Eating in Public

    'Even young children could have seen unhealthy fried food being eaten. It was disgusting - we had to stop shagging each other silly, and turn away'.

    Posted 7 months ago #

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    beau-jolly
    

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    A fine point. I can imagine that seeing a pensioner suck his soggy chips would put you off your stroke.

    Posted 7 months ago #

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    Sinnick
    

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    I know the place well. I go there to watch shags

    No, I'm serious. It's a good birdwatching location, though shags are a rarity - better for cormorants, gannets, petrels, waders, etc

    Posted 7 months ago #

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    Gerontius
    

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    seeing a pensioner suck his soggy chips......although having dentures can also be something of a bonus....especially amongst the dogging community

    Posted 7 months ago #

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    Titus
    

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    I am disgusted by the denturism being displayed here. Toothlessness is a physical handicap like any other, and sufferers should be respected. Thash what I shink, anyway.

    Posted 7 months ago #

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    Rootin Tootin
    

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    I know its not exactly a "headlines where you live" item, but still...

    http://gofashionideas.com/tv-movies/partied-out-inbetweeners-star-joe-thomas-leans-against-a-wall-and-drops-his-phone-as-he-struggles-to-order-an-uber-after-night-out/

    Posted 7 months ago #

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    Sinnick
    

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    https://www.warringtonguardian.co.uk/news/17491693.private-clinic-offers-to-beat-ear-wax-removal-waiting-times

    Posted 7 months ago #

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    Titus
    

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    S, that is wonderful, thank you.

    Perhaps someone should write about earwaxbergs polluting the ocean and creating a hazard for shipping? I mean, think abut it, the wretched stuff has to end up somewhere and people just don't care.

    Posted 7 months ago #

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    Gerontius
    

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    WOW !!
    Just think what that will do for house prices
    Top rated school (check)
    easy access to road links (check)
    leading supermarkets (check)
    Express ear wax removal (check)

    Posted 7 months ago #

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    Titus
    

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    Express ear wax removal (check)

    What? Speak up!

    What is really important is convenient access to a good, reliable place where you can get ear wax removed.

    Posted 7 months ago #

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    Note the victim surcharge.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-47589367

    Posted 7 months ago #

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    beau-jolly
    

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    Mind you if your neighbours insist on positioning their cockerel at the bottom of your garden in front of your bedroom window and the only thing you have to hand is a 3ft meat skewer... Just thought I'd get my defence on before the incident.

    Posted 7 months ago #

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    https://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/police-called-to-drunk-woman-stuck-in-a-cat-flap-1-9641204
    Quite interesting but it does not say clearly where this happened.

    Posted 6 months ago #

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    Gerontius
    

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    I can't imagine anyone would steal an empty bin?
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-47604022

    Posted 6 months ago #

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    Not Amused
    

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    Someone has been combining art with local headlines

    Posted 6 months ago #

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    Newsdesk
    

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    OFFENDER ASSERTS HIS RIGHTS

    It's the last lines that made me want to post the story here.

    https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/17557334.drunk-yob-swore-and-spat-at-brighton-station-staff/

    Posted 6 months ago #

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    Terry Bunn
    

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    https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/17687919.man-who-allegedly-performed-sex-act-in-southampton-bin-has-case-dismissed/

    With all of the overblown trivia dominating the media headlines, it's just as well to remember what is happening in the every day world!

    Posted 4 months ago #

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    https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/pictured-man-who-went-to-garda-to-complain-over-quality-of-his-drugs-38173180.html

    Posted 4 months ago #

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    Terry Bunn
    

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    The rather obvious consideration that it was the Brexit Party getting in early for the Conference season doesn't seems to have occurred to this Southampton resident!

    https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/17724426.visitors-in-the-night-leave-southampton-man-confused-and-shocked/

    Posted 3 months ago #

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