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   Sinnick
   

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   Ambiguous headline at its best:

   https://www.warringtonguardian.co.uk/news/17197519.82-year-old-bags-top-prize-in-radio-warringtons-poetry-comp/

   Posted 9 months ago #

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   Myke
   

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   old bags? That's not very nice.

   Breaking news! Somerset excels at inter-breeding. But you already knew that, didn't you?
   https://www.somersetcountygazette.co.uk/news/17201285.meet-zippy-the-zonkey-a-cross-between-a-donkey-and-a-zebra-born-in-somerset/

   Posted 9 months ago #

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   Newsdesk
   

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   It's interesting that a woman named Kristine is credited as part of the family. Who was the sire?

   Posted 9 months ago #

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   Sinnick
   

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   There was one spotted (or should I say striped) earlier this year at Frodsham:

   

   Posted 9 months ago #

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   Sir Lupus
   

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   OK so which one of you is Dale Shaw? From the Beeb yesterday

   "Comedy writer Dale Shaw takes a look at some of the most bizarre – but entirely factual – local news headlines"

   http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/3VC69K5dK2r4HDV8w3F7ybq/foul-mouthed-parrot-on-loose-celebrating-local-news-stories

   Posted 9 months ago #

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   https://www.somersetcountygazette.co.uk/news/17206641.traffic-lights-on-north-street-taunton-not-working/
   more news as it happens.

   Posted 9 months ago #

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   Mystery flock of sheep invades school:

   https://www.devonlive.com/news/devon-news/police-called-mystery-flock-sheep-2192389

   "There was poo everywhere, it looked like they had been there all night - the children loved it.” If you're wondering why the children had been there all night, television has yet to come to Devon.

   Posted 9 months ago #

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   Sinnick
   

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   That must be the most exciting event in Devon's history

   My neighbour's car has Zion Lights fitted to his car: they've got that blue tint

   Did the headteacher think the umbrella would stop them falling in ?

   Posted 9 months ago #

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   Myke
   

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   It was some kind of OFSTED inspection scam. As soon as they got their 'much improved' rating, the sheep were gone. Disgusting.

   Posted 9 months ago #

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    Newsdesk
    

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    Investigative journalists don’t always protect their sources.

    https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/17212562.these-are-the-best-whetherspoons-in-sussex-according-to-tripadvisor/

    Posted 9 months ago #

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    Newsdesk
    

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    Also, if you want an incredibly brilliant way to check if you had PPI, then you need to find a copy of the Eastbourne Herald.

    Posted 9 months ago #

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    Titus
    

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    I love that 'zebra' horse blanket - brilliant!

    Posted 9 months ago #

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    In a demonstration of solidarity with their comrades in Soviet Russia, Eastbourne shoppers today formed a queue outside a hardware shop.

    https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/17228563.wilko-opens-new-store-in-eastbourne-shopping-centre/

    According to Facebook, this is their 400th store in Eastbourne. I tried to find out how many stores they have in Bexhill but the press office had gone to lunch.

    Posted 9 months ago #

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    Terry Bunn
    

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    As someone says - it explains why he was talking out of his arse!

    Inmate caught with phone hidden between his buttocks
    By Will Walker @OxMailWilliamW

    Posted 9 months ago #

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    This explains why news was slow this morning.

    https://www.bexhillobserver.net/news/dozens-affected-by-bexhill-power-cut-1-8716200

    Posted 9 months ago #

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    Gerontius
    

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    Firking 'ell
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-46454654

    Posted 8 months ago #

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    Sinnick
    

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    He's pining on a Ford

    Posted 8 months ago #

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    Newsdesk
    

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    In order to give best possible customer experience, shop closes.

    https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/17280514.flagship-store-hm-is-closed-at-eastbournes-beacon-centre/

    PS

    In fact, the shop never opened.

    https://www.facebook.com/events/288256712005514/

    Well done, H&M! You are hereby voted the most service-oriented shop in Eastbourne.

    Posted 8 months ago #

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    "Wrong room" moment for a county council ....

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-46511036

    Posted 8 months ago #

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    Terry Bunn
    

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    What on earth is the world coming to, things like this didn't happen years ago!

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-46536214

    Posted 8 months ago #

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    riesler
    

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    "The elves have dusted themselves down and they're absolutely fine".

    What on earth did she spit at them?>

    Posted 8 months ago #

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    Terry Bunn
    

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    Angeldust, presumably!

    Posted 8 months ago #

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    Gerontius
    

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    I wonder if he had porn-bearers at his funeral
    https://www.triplem.com.au/story/man-dies-after-massive-stack-of-porn-magazines-falls-on-him-18741?fbclid=IwAR2YfEa4PI3-fb0tBXXojhYBJg0uxF9AAra-Ns20PVxr-bjLIah59mDDt4g

    Posted 7 months ago #

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    Titus
    

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    I'm worried now! I thought it only made you go blind, not kill you.

    Posted 7 months ago #

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    Terry Bunn
    

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    A red hot scoop to set the new year rolling!

    https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/17328643.firefighters-rush-to-help-cow-stuck-in-a-trough/

    Posted 7 months ago #

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    Sinnick
    

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    I noticed all the other cows looking on, not trying to help. Typical

    Mrs Sinnick says "We are not a-moo-sed"

    Blame her, not me, for that one

    Posted 7 months ago #

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    Terry Bunn
    

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    They said they weren't being unhelpful, but had just been told that they could have placed themselves in jeopardy under EU health and safety legislation - something they believe won't be a problem when they've taken back control.

    Posted 7 months ago #

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    Sinnick
    

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    One of today's top headlines in Warrington

    https://www.warringtonguardian.co.uk/news/17407763.dog-maggie-mays-lucky-escape-after-eating-sock

    Posted 6 months ago #

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    Gerontius
    

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    work has begun....

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-47134178

    …..apparently, they didn't know what to do with it once they broke it up....so they just flushed it down the toilet.

    Posted 6 months ago #

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    Gerontius
    

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    There are many good reasons for visiting Yorkshire…..forget the railway museum, forget the science museum, forget the Jorvik centre, forget the dales...here's the best one yet
    https://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/17427667.north-yorkshire-sausage-factory-to-open-visitor-centre-dubbed-sausage-world/?ref=fbshr&fbclid=IwAR35q_5TA2wdc70ow9DUG-Q_ZfFfJ3Ugf4aUnXWYCfKLzu357hZMeNBnth8

    Posted 6 months ago #

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