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old bags? That's not very nice.
Breaking news! Somerset excels at inter-breeding. But you already knew that, didn't you?
https://www.somersetcountygazette.co.uk/news/17201285.meet-zippy-the-zonkey-a-cross-between-a-donkey-and-a-zebra-born-in-somerset/Posted 2 years ago # -
It's interesting that a woman named Kristine is credited as part of the family. Who was the sire?
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There was one spotted (or should I say striped) earlier this year at Frodsham:
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OK so which one of you is Dale Shaw? From the Beeb yesterday
"Comedy writer Dale Shaw takes a look at some of the most bizarre – but entirely factual – local news headlines"
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https://www.somersetcountygazette.co.uk/news/17206641.traffic-lights-on-north-street-taunton-not-working/
more news as it happens.Posted 2 years ago # -
Mystery flock of sheep invades school:
https://www.devonlive.com/news/devon-news/police-called-mystery-flock-sheep-2192389
"There was poo everywhere, it looked like they had been there all night - the children loved it.” If you're wondering why the children had been there all night, television has yet to come to Devon.
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That must be the most exciting event in Devon's history
My neighbour's car has Zion Lights fitted to his car: they've got that blue tint
Did the headteacher think the umbrella would stop them falling in ?
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It was some kind of OFSTED inspection scam. As soon as they got their 'much improved' rating, the sheep were gone. Disgusting.
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Investigative journalists don’t always protect their sources.
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Also, if you want an incredibly brilliant way to check if you had PPI, then you need to find a copy of the Eastbourne Herald.
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I love that 'zebra' horse blanket - brilliant!
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In a demonstration of solidarity with their comrades in Soviet Russia, Eastbourne shoppers today formed a queue outside a hardware shop.
https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/17228563.wilko-opens-new-store-in-eastbourne-shopping-centre/
According to Facebook, this is their 400th store in Eastbourne. I tried to find out how many stores they have in Bexhill but the press office had gone to lunch.
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As someone says - it explains why he was talking out of his arse!
Inmate caught with phone hidden between his buttocks
By Will Walker @OxMailWilliamWPosted 2 years ago # -
This explains why news was slow this morning.
https://www.bexhillobserver.net/news/dozens-affected-by-bexhill-power-cut-1-8716200
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Firking 'ell
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-46454654Posted 2 years ago # -
He's pining on a Ford
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In order to give best possible customer experience, shop closes.
https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/17280514.flagship-store-hm-is-closed-at-eastbournes-beacon-centre/
PS
In fact, the shop never opened.
https://www.facebook.com/events/288256712005514/
Well done, H&M! You are hereby voted the most service-oriented shop in Eastbourne.
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"Wrong room" moment for a county council ....
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What on earth is the world coming to, things like this didn't happen years ago!
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"The elves have dusted themselves down and they're absolutely fine".
What on earth did she spit at them?>
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Angeldust, presumably!
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I wonder if he had porn-bearers at his funeral
https://www.triplem.com.au/story/man-dies-after-massive-stack-of-porn-magazines-falls-on-him-18741?fbclid=IwAR2YfEa4PI3-fb0tBXXojhYBJg0uxF9AAra-Ns20PVxr-bjLIah59mDDt4gPosted 2 years ago # -
I'm worried now! I thought it only made you go blind, not kill you.
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A red hot scoop to set the new year rolling!
https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/17328643.firefighters-rush-to-help-cow-stuck-in-a-trough/
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I noticed all the other cows looking on, not trying to help. Typical
Mrs Sinnick says "We are not a-moo-sed"
Blame her, not me, for that one
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They said they weren't being unhelpful, but had just been told that they could have placed themselves in jeopardy under EU health and safety legislation - something they believe won't be a problem when they've taken back control.
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One of today's top headlines in Warrington
https://www.warringtonguardian.co.uk/news/17407763.dog-maggie-mays-lucky-escape-after-eating-sock
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work has begun....
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-47134178
…..apparently, they didn't know what to do with it once they broke it up....so they just flushed it down the toilet.
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There are many good reasons for visiting Yorkshire…..forget the railway museum, forget the science museum, forget the Jorvik centre, forget the dales...here's the best one yet
https://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/17427667.north-yorkshire-sausage-factory-to-open-visitor-centre-dubbed-sausage-world/?ref=fbshr&fbclid=IwAR35q_5TA2wdc70ow9DUG-Q_ZfFfJ3Ugf4aUnXWYCfKLzu357hZMeNBnth8Posted 2 years ago #
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