Sorry this is late, but some family probs to address today, hence delay.
Mr Blacker's response was speedy, short and sweet.
Also other nice ideas from several, including Exigo.
Following Mr Hack's sub, National Geographic will never be the same again.
However the winner, for sheer surreal weirdness, verging on the Pythonesque, is MADJEZ, with his/her superb one-liner:
'Anteaterly Butterly' spread to be renamed 'I can't believe it's not aardvark'.
Thanks to all and congrats to MADJEZ.