New legislation passed by congress allowing gay men to adopt orphaned children in Florida has spread panic throughout the gay community.
After years of uncertainty, news that they can now give some cute little toddler with a hard luck story a roof over their head has sent many gays in search of their nearest realtor.
Most gays argue that a child really does need a mother and a father and that two men who both want to stay home and do the housework is no substitute for mixed sex parenting.
‘Why do you think we all came to live in Fort Lauderdale’ sobbed Jay McBride who runs BeefJerky, an all male health and fitness club on the SW Loop ‘ despite what most people think, Florida was the one State where we could live without fear of knowing what it’s like changing the diapers on a child’.
Following the announcement, the market for Royal Doulton figurines virtually collapsed amid rumours the new law would enable children to live in a gay household and enjoy the same freedoms and rights as kids who have parents’.
‘It’s really good news’ said one gay ex-serviceman on hearing the news ‘before leaving the army I’d done 5 tours of Iraq and 2 in Afghanistan. I was worried leaving the army had been a mistake but now I know where my future lies. I’m off to open a kosher restaurant in Kabul before they ask me to adopt some snotty fucking kid who got dumped off a trailer park’.
Florida gays horrified at adoption ban lift
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