his Doctors have been increasingly concerned in recent months, as he has asked Banks to not behave like businesses, global corporations to stop being interested in money and middle-class homeowners to pay even more tax so that poor people can be given more money for drugs and porn. His psychiatrist, Doctor Figgers, said "we knew that, as a Socialist convert to Liberalism, Mr. Cable had never been that closely attached to reality, but his recent pronouncements show him to be profoundly delusional. If the new pills don't work, We'll have to section him, because we think it very likely that he is a risk to other people, mainly the British public".
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