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I fully endorse this rule :D
I've been nobbled twice already by this. I say we have a 2nd referendum on the matter immediately. I'm taking delivery of a big red bus on Monday with my campaign slogan on the side.
"Wren's Law Has Cost Me Personally £350,000,000 a week!" ;-)
I fully endorse this rule :D
I've been nobbled twice already by this. I say we have a 2nd referendum on the matter immediately. I'm taking delivery of a big red bus on Monday with my campaign slogan on the side."Wren's Law Has Cost Me Personally £350,000,000 a week!" ;-)
I meant to say that when I won at Christmas - of course you were the real winner, but Wren's undemocratic and unnecessary bureaucratic meddling snatched the title from you. Reversing Wren's Law should only take around seven years of negotiations.
Why don't we have a referendum to decide should have won? That would finally, totally, absolutely settle the matter, once and for all, and then there wouldn't ever be any arguing ever again.
What could possibly go wrong with that?
(Of course, though, we'd need a transition period.)
Well, Wren wrestled the title back, but to be fair Myke has had a fantastic month. Thank to Wren's rule he is now the unofficial WOTM with associated appendage to his avatar. Wren, Chip and Titus have all had a fantastic month and it is only in the last few days that Wren has pulled clear of the other two - well done all. Oh, and 95 tickers this month, listed below if you want to peruse them all again. More info on the blog as usual.
Adrian Bamforth
Beluga whale says it was only in Thames to see magnificent cathedral
AL Opecia
CrossRail to be rebranded as “LividRail”. More soon.
Trump to create to create FETPA: the Federal Emergency Thoughts & Prayers Agency. More soon.
apepper
Trump tells May to build moat around Britain
Beckfordburger
Bend it like Beckham
Benvoleo
Great Pacific Garbage Patch cleanup halted after discovery of Garbage Patch Kids. More soon
Chipchase
Happy Days for Henry Winkler. More soon.
Chrisf
Location Location Location viewers empathise with urge to smash screen to bits,. More soon.
Operation YellowHammer to be renamed Operation ShitFanner after March 2019. More soon
Trump struggling to keep Pence in his pocket. More soon
Cinquecento
‘Florence pounds Carolina’ most viewed clip on BBC Weather. And Pornhub. More soon.
Blasphemy riots as Storm Mohamed drawn on weather charts
Church of England sets moral example by paying tax on its £8 billion portfolio. More soon.
Daily Mail : ‘Migrant Beluga Whale to be given council flat in Acton’
Jeremy Kyle to host Conservative Party Conference
Prison breakfast at 1pm to attract graduate recruits. More soon.
Red squirrel reservations are ‘a racist endeavour’ says grey squirrel spokesman. More soon
Tory app breach reveals Rees Mogg’s calling card
DavidH
Crossrail ‘delay announcements’ running to schedule. More soon
Dominic_mcg
Andy gets a wooden horse in Pixar’s new blockbuster, Troy Story. More soon
Hammond and May announce early budget. Clarkson not too bothered. More so
Internet in meltdown as Royal Family member finds own arse with both hand
Man jailed for plot against Theresa May was a choreographer. More soon.
Monica Lewinsky walks out of Israeli interview after anti-semenist accusation. More soon
Myanmar TV audience not impressed with Aung Suu Kyi and Sweep. More soon
Neighbour of man found guilty of identity theft jailed for 5 years. More soon
Older men having gender reassignment ops just so they can retire earlier. More soon
Storm Ali should go back to where it came from, says Farage. More soon.
The Johnson kids still arguing over who gets to live with mum. More soon
Top 100 baby names also feature in the top 100 paint colour charts. More soon.
Guido Drapatolli
Rees-Mogg’s servants bell system hacked: unable to contact domestic staff
Russian Il-20 plane was “tourist flight bound for Marbella”
harrypalmer
Wife tells Boris ‘leave means leave’. More soon
Iroquois Pliskin
Carney laughing all the way to the office. More soon
MADJEZ
Jamie Oliver easily caught obese burglar due to poor diet. More soon.
Maverick
Cannonball not running now. More soon
Mexican Woman Charged with Pedrophilia. More soon.
Mick Turate
Homebust.
Myke
797 Lords welcome reduction in MP numbers. More soon
Aides explain to Trump: ‘They are not Plasticine refugees’. More soon
British satellite launch is delayed due to signalling failure. More later.
Far more people turned up for my funeral, insists Trump. More soon
Lib Dems fear boundary changes will mean fewer fences to sit on. More soon.
Lifting drugs ban is a shot in the arm for Russian athletics
Lost Beluga Whale harpooned by Japanese tourist on Thames pleasure cruiser
Marijuana suspected as May brushes off savage civil war as ‘a bit irritating’
Melania warns Trump to stay away from the Irish craic. More soon.
Opinion poll ‘don’t-knowers’ to be identified and kept away from traffic
Own your own box in a doorway scheme too little too late, say critics
Rees-Mogg denies stockpiling au pairs and cleaners
Scabs used to break McDonald’s strike. Customers can’t taste the difference
Space Station in near miss with mattress and a bag of builders rubble
Thousands return home as path of Trump visit veers north. More soon.
Tory conference podium to have handrails and emergency pull cord
UK prepares for Canada-style Brexit by translating road signs into French
Western media frantically prepares to ignore the Philippines. More soon.
MzWibble
New poll shows that 130% of people would tell the truth in a poll. More soon
Newsdesk
Duty-free shops report slump in Novichok sales. More soon.
nickb
Secret condiment maker refuses to name his sauces. More soon
Oxbridge
Allegations of converts emigrating to Israel denounced as ‘fake Jews’. More soon
Power failure at Number 10 ‘not a metaphor’, says government. More soon
Paul L
No more pleasing you
PeterD
Chris Martin reveals Lily Allen staged an intervention over new Coldplay album
ron cawleyoni
Car door hails greatest act of human kindness: ‘No one has ever closed me that gently’
Church of England predicts ‘Second Coming of The Referendum’. More soon.
FREE Bugs Bunny Download…’Whats App Doc’. More soon.
Met Office publish book of storm names for expectant parents. More soon.
Salisbury public warned avoid all restaurants with 2 or more Zs in their name. More soon.
Trumps visit to Ireland hits a brick wall. More soon.
Sinnick
Bishop apologises to Ariana Grande, says he feels a right tit. More soon
Boris announces that he’s to be divorced from reality. More soon.
Stormy Daniels claims Windy Miller is her father and Gail Porter her sister. More soon.
Sir Lupus
McEnroe criticises Serena outburst as ‘weaker than male player’s tantrums’. More soon.
Toxic headlines to blame for 60,000 cases of dementia. More soon
Smart Alex
Fans ‘disgusted’ as Bob Dylan trades in old petrol car and goes electric. More soon.
Sydalg
Criminals note Jamie Oliver’s court date ‘good day to burgle house’. More soon.
Deer takes out anti-stalking injunction against Sherlock Holmes. More soon.
Dr Watson left Holmless after Reichenbach Falls incident. More soon.
Outrage as God on paid paternity leave since 0 AD. More later.
Psychic eaten by cannibals described as ‘medium rare’. More soon.
Vatican condemns condoms as ‘suicide vests for sperm’. More soon.
Throngsman
Not alright on the night, apparently
Titus
Car Makers Wolseley, Humber & Riley Welcome Brexit
Cardboard Box Manufacturers Will Be Required To Build Fixed Percentage Of ‘Social Boxes’
Decision To Move Marmite HQ To Netherlands Is Polarising Opinion
Dismay as Bunch of Drunken Sailors ‘Behave like a Bunch of Drunken Sailors’. More soon.
Emergency Camps Set Up Around Labour Party To Receive Refugees From Fighting. More soon
Japan & Australia are in ‘Chinese territorial water’ claims China. More soon.
King Ethelred Thought To Be Role Model For Brexit Negotiators
Labour to adopt IHRA anti-Semitism definition 100% – or to you, 90%. More soon
Labour to ban Anti-Corbynism. More soon.
Lodgers In Ireland worry about hostility towards boarders
Nation distraught with grief as Big Brother to ends. More soon.
Zoo Keepers Discover Pandas’ Secret Stash Of Condoms
Tonymc81
98% of School Boys agree whispering “Cressida Dick” in church is funny.
Girl Guide Kit to include Jock Straps and Shaving Sets after Transgender review
Lib Dems told to go home and prepare for a light supper and a cup of cocoa. More soon.
Congrats Wren and Myke ...
Mug ripped from Myke and placed on Wren's head.
Thanks as always to Throngsman
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